Who needs a dildo when you can use a shoe?
Who needs hands to have a blast?
Who needs lube when you have precum [OC]
i have your pillows right here βΊοΈ
[OC] Who Needs Fireworks When You Can Take My Cumshots?
who needs vacation when you're queen of the bedroom?
These make pretty great pillows don't ya think? π
Who needs a toilet when you have an old mason jar?
Who needs shorts when you have big shirts like this π
Pillows for you
Who needs stress balls when I have these? (OC)
Who needs air when you have cock?
Who needs toilet paper when I have your girl?
When you have these tits, you have to show them
Who needs toilet paper when I have fans like this?
Who needs a toilet when you have a sink
When you are tired, I have pillows ready for you...
Who needs a senzu bean when I can just drop these and perk you right up!