
Who needs a bra when you have boobs like mine
Who needs a toilet when you have an old mason jar?
Who needs a title when you can see this instead.
Sometime I cbf going to the toilet...who needs on when I could use your mouth!..ππ
Who needs riding gear when you have a lucky butt plug?
Who needs TV with a view like this? [video]
The academic standard: the toilet paper roll
I have the thirstiest fans
Who needs protein shakes when I can feed on loads this massive
Who needs pussy when I live next door?
who needs this cock? π
Who needs pillows when you have these
Who needs Disney World when you have me
I donβt want to waste toilet paper..Iβll use your tongue instead π
Who needs the gy[M] when you can [F]uck like this?
Who would like to have this?
Who needs morning coffee when you can have morning sex
Who needs lube when you have precum [OC]