who needs a lap dance?
Who needs a workout buddy
Who needs a toilet when you have a sink
This is what happens when I use a 13in dildo
Looking for a shoe horn?
Who needs morning coffee when you can have morning sex
Who needs lube when you got milk ;)
Who needs a caption [F]
Who needs lube when you have precum
Who needs a stuffing?
Who needs a job?
Would you use it like a dildo?
Who needs a pillow ?
Who needs a toilet when you have an old mason jar?
Who needs a shower buddy?
Who needs a bra when you got a big t-shirt?
Who needs an ashtray when you have a black slut?
Use Dildo as a microphone