Who needs a fleshlight when you can have me?
When you think you have the power of invisibility
When Iām 40 I want to have all the young men
Who needs a bath bomb when you can have pretty water naturally
Who needs pillows when you have these
Who needs lube when you have precum
Who needs hynpo when you get magic control :D
Who needs a face mask when I have daddy's cum?
Who needs a toilet when you have an old mason jar?
Who needs a title when you can see this instead.
RIP all men who have never felt the back of a throat
Who needs a bra when you have boobs like mine
"Can I have some Privacy??"
Who needs conditioner when you have cum?
who needs brunch when you have me?
Who needs the gy[M] when you can [F]uck like this?
Who needs Disney World when you have me
Who needs sun when you can also have a dick?