
My ex said they were too saggy
Who said vibrators were just for girls?
Who said Satisfyer is only for women?
Who said asians are shy?
Who said romance was dead?
"Wait... you said we were just gonna tease them bro!"
my ex said they were too small..
You said you were thirsty right?
Who said marriage has to be boring?
Who said you can’t have fun by yourself? 😏
Who said smaller girls can’t ride
Who said brunettes were fun???
Ok, you said you were ready
My ex said my boobs were too small.. what do you think?
who said don't chase waterfalls 🤤
Her hands were tied, but she finished the job anyway
Someone said the kneepads were a good idea
Who said goth clothing can't be practical?