
Who’s the next cougar to catch my load?
If you never tried a French asshole before, you’re seriously missing out 🍑
Are you going to catch every drop? 💦
Never going back…
He’s never going to unlock me
You’re the only one who can tame this monster
You’re going to have to clean it up
Now you’ll let him catch you more often ;)
Knock first, you never know when you’ll catch your coworker pulling down her thong
You’ll never need to cleanup again
That moment you realize you’re never going back
If you’re going to go wild, mean it.
You’re THIS size, and that’s why you’ll never be anything more than an audience.
Never Going Back
Her Friends Never Understand Why She Gets So Excited About Renegotiating Her Rent Every Year
Pull our hair if you’re going to stare 😉
“Never catch a falling knife”
You’re going to take every inch