
He didn’t survive lol
I forgot to bring a picnic but you can always eat me instead? 🧺
Care to join me? (He/they)
Forgot to bring my lunch, so I found something else to eat
He didn’t last long [F]
He wanted to wear a condom ☺️
Think you’d last? He didn’t!
He didn’t pull out for a reason
We got caught… we didn’t care [M][F]
The condom didn’t last long
I forgot to shave
He didn’t last long (OC)
41yo mom, He didn’t stand a chance [MF]
He didn’t miss a drop 😋
He didn’t last long (:
I forgot to bring a picnic.. let’s make a creampie instead ♡
He gave me a ride and I didn’t have any money
Started the night with a condom but that didn’t last long😈