Its never as good as the real thing....but zi make do. (F)
Flashlights aren’t as good as the real deal but they’ll do
As real as a mom bod gets
I'm as real as they cum! 😉
Are you as excited as me that it's almost the weekend?
I don’t mind how big you are, as long as you give me the real thing x
I love the warm up almost as much as the main event!
He said the view was almost as good as the head. Do you agree?
Almost got the whole thing in 🥴🥵
Almost as good as the real thing;)
As real as you'd hope
Fun but not as good as the real thing [oc][f]
Almost as pale as me
not as good as the real thing, but it gets me off just the same
just waiting for the real thing 🥵
Honestly, probably as real as it gets
sounds as good as it looked 💦
Not as good as the real thing though!