Block your calendar you got plans tonight
Who wanna milk me tonight?
Cancel your plans tonight and have me instead :p
coworker: any plans tonight? me the second i get home:
Boyfriend’s out with some friends, wanna have fun with me tonight? 😈
Wanna spoon me tonight? 😏 Or fork me?
Plans for tonight? :)
Wanna make me moan?
What’s your plans tonight 💦😈👅
Wanna jerk off with my pictures tonight? 😈
I have no plans tonight… you?😉
Whats your plans tonight?
Let me make you happy tonight! baby
Wanna play with me tonight?
Make me your house toy tonight
Wanna help me jerk off tonight baby?
Actual human beings: “Wanna hang out tonight?” Me: “Sorry, I already have big plans.” My plans:
make me your slut tonight