HMFT after I try to elbow a table
HMFT after I hit this dumpster with a baseball bat
HMFT after I attempt to open my parachute
HMFT after I let go
HMFT after I dive in after
HMFT after i slide down the escalator
HMFT after I do a backflip in an elevator
HMFT after I get eaten by an escalator.
HMFT after I get launched into the sky
HMFT after sledding
HMFT after I carry my drunk friend home
HMFT after I get a 15000 psi enema
HMFT after I drive like a maniac
HMFT after I try to jump into this pool
HMFT after I jump on a bus shelter
HMFT after this wall seeks revenge
HMFT after I flip into the cooler.