I need a place to sit... can I use your face?
Can I use your face for a minute?
Can I use your tongue for a minute?
I need a seat. Can I use your face?
Your face looks like a pretty chair. Can I sit?
Ill use your face as a chair
Excuse me, sir! Can I use your handsome face like a chair? [OC]
I’m in need of a new chair, let me use your face ;)
Can I use your face next?
Can I use your face as a personal chair?
Spreading For Use on a Chair
Could you, please, let me use your face as a chair? 😔😋
Do you mind if I use your face as a chair?
Spreading For Real Use of a Chair
Looking for a chair replacement 😜
I’m looking for a face to sit on 👀
Can I use your face as a seat ?
I’m about to use your face as a chair, are you fine with that?