
Redittors Will Be Kind they Said, They Are Sexy They Said.
When he said breakfast was ready he really meant it
She said she didn’t want sex tonight. He said he wasn’t asking, he was telling
He said he wanted his balls sucked. I said, my specialty 😈 [MF]
It Will Be Fun They Said, The Quarantine Won't Be Forever They Said... So Here I Am!
He said, he will pull out ☺️
He said “make sure you get the balls” I said “yes daddy” 👅
Baphomet likes the jiggle, he said.
Let's go hiking he said
I said I am horny he said climb on baby
He said he’ll be “gentle”
He said I suck it better than his wife
He said he couldn’t help but touch it 😂
He said his hands hurt 🤷♂️
I said goddamn
He said he wanted to be spit-roasted..
He said he couldn’t wait…
He Said I Was a Whore... I guess He is Right...