“I didnt know I was in a 1v1 competition with a witch, I stupidly thought she was to top heavy to even challenge me to a basketball game but I guess the jokes on me sense she stool my body when I lost, I need to stay fit though basketball season is still coming up, gosh this stupid bra is so tight!”
4K Titties in a 4Runner. More dad jokes to follow. (F32)
Alpha daddy John is not in the mood for jokes
I get into trouble a lot so when me and my family went on holiday, my parents spiked my drink with X-Change so that I would behave, jokes on them because I’ve been strutting around in nothing but sports bras and panties which is embarrassing them, now I’m using a sex toy in the car RP
My dad asked me if I’d help me with his work. He was creating the first ever artificial person, with a body so real, as if it were human. He just needed a brain to scan and upload into it. Jokes on him for thinking I would just behave and do nothing in this body, he can’t make me go back
My husband is younger than I am, so he always jokes that I'm a cougar when I wear animal prints. At 35 I don't think I'm quite in cougar territory yet!
I’m out of jokes for April Fools day... so here’s this
26 [M4F] All jokes aside. This may be the freakiest bitch I know. My homeboy didn’t believe me. So I paid her to fuck him too! 🥴💰🍆
Being the only Desi bud in a group of big black studs was cool until they found out I watch Blacked. At first jokes were made, laughs were had. Then things took a turn as fantasy became reality, and before I knew it, I was swallowing their fat cocks and getting my ass ridden doggy style - kik feltoi
my titties are to jiggly for jokes, esp in public
UPDATE!! New Video🔥🥰 Extremely Cute Desi wife likes to tell some Jokes to her Husband while giving him Blowjob 🥰🔥
My owner jokes of having me do this for a friend or two
Jokes on You.
Not always in an SPH frame of mind, but damn sometimes the jokes write themselves
You said video games were childish and a waste of time, well jokes on you, I became a girl and told you I’ll suck your dick if you play video games
Cheerful Liv Revamped Jokes and Banters with Cum on her face
Oh shit... Gabbie got jokes!
It's the hair stroking and laughing at all my bad jokes, for me 🥰 (sound link in comments)
The school assigned us random roommate for the field trip, and I got Jack. He's cool, but he's always slapping other guys' asses, pulling off your towel in the locker room, and making jokes that are kind of gay. I hope everything goes ok.....
[OC]No cute or horny jokes in this title, I just hope you're having an amazing day/night!💕
They say they don't like my big pussy lips ... jokes on them, I taste like magic :P
My gf is super possessive, so when I was getting ready to hang out with the boys, she swapped our bodies to force me to stay home. Jokes on her tho, I dressed like a slut and went anyway. We got curious and starting doing experiments on me just to see what female bodies can handle.
"Hey there, Chad. This is not Mom, obviously! Remember how used to make jokes about doing my mom? Well, not only I actually got into YOUR mom's pants, we swapped! I hope you enjoy watching this as much as I loved fucking her pussy. Btw, I'm a multi-orgasmic squirting moaner!" I wrote my bully.
Dad said i couldn’t use my hands to masterbate any more.. haha jokes on you dad!
No jokes,up for nudes i actually send 👻: alinab2xr
Jokes on him i'm starting to prefer this hole anyway😏
Bad Dad Jokes Lead To Swap Family Sex – Lexi Luna and Sera Ryder
Sasha Grey casually jacks off her co-star and jokes behind the scenes. Very sensual and fun. 🔥🔥🔥
If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, it’s time to let that mango.
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